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Shed Simove cretor of dildosHi there, Shed here. I’m the proud creator of the MASTURPIECES limited edition dildos and author of ‘Success Or Your Money Back’ and ‘Ideas Man‘. At ‘MASTURPIECES’, customer happiness is our prime concern and we currently have vacancies for the exciting position of DILDO TESTER.

This is a role that involves excellent job satisfaction, a flexible working position and a hugely exciting package. If you’re chosen, you’ll receive one of our limited edition, ‘work of art dildos’ – the VAGENIE, the RAMPANT RABBI, BUCKINGHAM PHALLUS or CUNT DRACULA – completely free.

To be considered for this thrilling role, and to have the wildly sought-after opportunity of being able to place ‘Dildo Tester’ on your resumé, simply let us know the reasons you’re suited for this job and any other relevant information you think might help your application using the form below, plus include a photo too. Thanks in advance, Shed x

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