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Vagenie

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Rampant Rabbi

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Cunt Dracula

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Buckingham Phallus

WELCOME TO MASTURPIECES! THE HOME OF EROTIC ART DILDOS AND OTHER TOYS

*CURRENTLY SEEKING LICENSE PARTNERS* If you’re a wholesaler in the adult industry, then please get in touch. This site showcases our carefully crafted creations: The VAGENIE (genie dildo), The RAMPANT RABBI (rabbi dildo), CUNT DRACULA (vampire dildo) and BUCKINGHAM PHALLUS – a dildo in the shape of the British Queen Elizabeth. Each dildo is hand made and limited to one hundred. We use phthalate-free and latex-free silicone. All dildos are delivered in plain packaging (we won’t place a sticker on the box saying ‘DILDO INSIDE’).