Shed wrote a letter to Her Majesty The Queen asking her to endorse the ‘Buckingham Phallus’ dildo. You can view the letter below. Oddly, he is yet to receive a reply. Shed says: “I‘m hoping Her Majesty will adore my royally rollicking creation – and that she gets round to replying to me. Maybe she has a lot of stuff on at the moment…or maybe she was just waiting for the metallic gold version of her dildo to be developed….and now it is! So, I’m sure she’ll be touch soon – either for a case load or to let me know about my knighthood...’.